Saturday, January 1, 2011

Twelve Days of Akiak Christmas (slightly un-pc version)


Twelve Days of Akiak Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my honey gave to me
Twelve pfd checks
Eleven jugs homebrew
Ten cans pepsi
Nine quarts of akutuq
Eight fancy kuspuks
Seven smelly stinkheads
Six rounds bingo
Five tanks of gas
Four beaver knuckles
Three bags of dry fish
Two bowls of moose soup
A ptarmigan in a birch tree

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